Space Cats Battle Rap
by Chris K. (me)

Long ago,
Far from today,
The president
Sent all the cats away.

And so they left,
But they went to space!
To train for vengeance
Against the human race!

This is the Space Cats
Battle Rap
The Space Cats Battle Rap
An epic ballad
Of epic destruction!
A feline poem
Of human construction.

One thousand years
To hone their skills
But now they’re back
To make their kills!

At any time,
In any place
Space Cats
Can get up in your face!

Night vision goggles
And laser claws!
Ion cannons
And titanium jaws!

Dogs and mice
Be aware.
You sided with humans,
Now you’ll disappear.

Because this is the
Space Cats
Battle Rap
The Space Cats Battle Rap
Rap about cats!
That’s mad poetic!
Rap about people!
That’s plain pathetic!

You thought they were lazy,
Fat and obtuse!
But now the Space Cats
Are on the loose!

They know no mercy,
They feed on terror,
Making them mad
Was your fatal error!

You should have been nice,
But now it’s too late!
Space Cats only know
How to decimate!

The human race!
Incompetent!
Cats in space!
Intelligent!

You can bend light,
They can bend time!
You’ve got one life,
They’ve got plus nine!

They can go underwater
And attack from above!
They’re brilliant tacticians
Yet they know how to love…
…destruction!

This is the Space Cats
Battle Rap
The Space Cats Battle Rap
They’ll come from the skies
It could be any day!
They’ll bring your demise,
So you better get away!

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